cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.

Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.

by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

dick balls

Slang word shouted in fustration or in suprise. Also used as a description of the male genitals area. Used often in online gaming, such as Call of Duty.

What the dick balls?
I kicked that guy in the dick balls!
Dick balls these guys suck at this game.

by I MAXAMILLION I April 18, 2009

Caterpillar dick

when your pubes start to take over the shaft of your dick, making it furry like a caterpillar.

brenden told his friends about his caterpillar dick.

by 6124C3 September 27, 2009

trench dick

When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.

James had sex with that slut and now he's got trench dick. WOW! look at that tiny Gremlin.

by getlite November 25, 2009

large dick

A large penis that most girls go crazy for and want to suck every night.

Alexa did you hear that Dylan has a large dick I want to suck it so bad and I want him to shove it up my slimey vagina

by Salad.shaker10 April 11, 2018