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Punching Bag

PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.
Alex barely recovered after Paige made a punching bag out of him.
by mr & jb September 7, 2006
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Jew Bag

a bag similar to a potatoe bag that hitler used to carry jews around.
get me my fuckin jew bag. there are some jews at the mall!
by jim jackson May 28, 2008
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punching bag

noun. When engaging in sexual activity with a particularly flexible girl (gymnast, ballerina, etc.), lift the girl's hips and push them directly over her face, so that her knees are alongside both sides of her head. By then penetrating her vaginally from the other side, there will be unavoidable scrotal slappage to the face. In this way, the testicles are like small fists punching a punching bag, and her face is like said punching bag. When performed at a rapid tempo, can be referred to as the speed bag. Note, this move becomes much easier to pull off when the female has great flexibility or the male has really droopy balls.
After finding out that the girl sitting next to him at the bar was a yoga instructor, Franklin's first thought was that he would take her home and have a shot at the punching bag.

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As Bonnie was being slapped repeatedly in the face by Herman's testicles, she protested, "Hey! Easy there! What do I look like? A punching bag?!" Herman responded, "Bingo."
by Steve^O March 18, 2008
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glad bags

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.
by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009
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sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.
Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday nightfucking shit, dude…
by Goose May 25, 2003
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fucking bag

A girl that has sex every night with her boyfriend all night long. Of course, he doesn't work.
The girl in the next apartment is just a fucking bag for her boyfriend.
by wyldbyll April 15, 2009
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mo bag

short for "homo." A gay person who is extremly annoying.
Brad can be such a stupid 'mo bag sometimes.
by Manny November 25, 2003
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