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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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Old

Age is relative and based on the ages of your friends
17 is so old! Yeah because that's how old Shane is.
by shaneisold December 15, 2021
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Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.
Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
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Old babies

Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)
Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!
by Fascinated21 November 26, 2023
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Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
by microk December 16, 2010
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