Wet Jilly

When a women is masturbating, then she takes her wet fingers and puts them in their partners ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

My girl was playing with herself when out of no where she gave me a Wet Jilly

by CutterLad April 24, 2025

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wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.

I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!

by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019

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Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.

"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"

by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022

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wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

by mamadweezil July 23, 2018

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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

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