dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

dicked over

1. When your friends tell you they're going to do something with you and then change the plans so that end up being discluded

2. When something happens and you get the short end of the stick

Damnit, Janet and Parker totally dicked me over, they said we were going to go to the grand opening of the restaurant together and they told me it was on a different day and went with out me...

DUDE i just went to the mall and tried to buy a 5 dollar ft long sub and they charged me 8.50! I totally got dicked over

by Hannah H May 9, 2008

MD Dick

(Or WIZZ Dick) Commoly occurs after a big night on MDMA or Meth-Amphetamine. The size of your penis will shrink to a child like state(<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

"Fuck I can't show her this, I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got MD Dick bad."

P.S. Don't scuff yourself {Scuff Ya Cunt}

by Your Mum Was Great Last Nite October 30, 2004

dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

Lil-Dick

What Eddie has...........

When ur fuckin a chick and she says are u in yet and you say, "In???? I already came".

by Don P August 14, 2003

cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010