Wumbo Penis

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

penis jacket

actually a fleshlight

Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.

by Y2KX June 25, 2016

penis valve

The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water

Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve

by Waffles magoo September 4, 2016

Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

by Gypo69 February 12, 2015

house penis

My boy alex

Mans dick shaped like a house penis

by Nigga lettuce February 15, 2020

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013