Tweet Monkey

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.

Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.

I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.

by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013

Trash Monkey

-a raccoon (because they have fricken hands)

There is a trash monkey in my garbage can!

by PapaTime July 20, 2020

popping the monkey

When your friend tells u something to look up and isn't there :(

8===D popping the monkey

by pooping in a cuo August 2, 2014

Monkey Power

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.

1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER

by wargleblargle December 11, 2010

Monkey Spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

by lymric March 21, 2008

spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015