Fat Girl Sauce

Ranch Dressing

A dipping sauce ordered with every meal by every fat girl ever. Breakfast, lunch or dinner, chicken strips, pizza, a side salad, or carrot sticks, it doesn't matter how healthy or unhealthy a dish is, a side of fat girl sauce is a great way to add a few more calories.

Fat girl: Can I have a side of ranch with that please?
Waiter: (Whispers to self) One side of fat girl sauce, got it.

by hot dogs or legs April 6, 2017

Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

by Beaker One April 3, 2009

fat-pussy-energy

An individual’s aura of confident yet modest femininity. People who emit strong fat-pussy-energy include Jamie Lee Curtis, Tilda Swinton and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Caroline’s fat-pussy-energy stems from her ability to look sexy and yet not be a total bitch about it.

by Thewickedskeezer June 28, 2018

fat dick em

Yoongi Aka Suga From Bts

Guy 1: Man that guy playing basketball knows how to fat dick em’

Guy 2: Wtf are you talking about thats Suga

by i hate alphabengalofficial August 3, 2021

fat cunt run

The act in which a group of fat friends engage in a midnight drive to buy fast food in the hope to either increase their stretchmarks size or amount of stretchmarks, the food can be eaten at any time.

Fat Cunt 1: Do you want to go for a fat cunt run?
Fat Cunt 2: Sure.

by God of Fat May 15, 2016

unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

fat ass bitch

adjective: meaning a more that pleasantly plump woman, sometimes even grotesquely overweight. Not to be confused with Junk in the trunk, there is a difference in junk and nasty fat rolls that have been less than neatly tucked into the pants.

synonym: EW GROSS!

Jim: man, sarah is such a Fat Ass Bitch she should just die.

Ted: quite so but i do enjoy a little "cushion for the pushin."

Jim:.............................don't ever say that again!

by THANKFULLY not a fat ass bitch September 25, 2006