an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.
"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."
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“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019
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"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"
by dumb waiter June 21, 2016
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Hey have you met Alexis's new buff?
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Chadwick: Man, these new Dunkin donuts' chocolate balls are straight-up BUSSIN
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
Chadwick: AYO BRO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A SNACK MY POPS BOUGHT ME BRUH, YOU AINT GOTTA BE SSuSS
Levon: The hell is "SSuSS"
Chadwick: Double Sus, Suspect & Suspicious SSuSS/Double Sus, Do You Ever Read The Urban Dictionary?
Levon: *gives bruh look* I'm just saying you were sucking real hard
Chadwick: I WAS BITING, YOU SSuSSY DIRTY MINDED BOY IF YOU WANTED ONE JUST ASK *Gives Donut*
Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
Chadwick: DOUBLE SUS
Levon: Just Sayin
Chadwick: JAIL, JAILLLL JAILLL
Levon: Bruh I Just-
Chadwick: JAIL YO SSuSSY ASS NEED TO GO TO JAIL
Levon: OK, OK, DAMN.. *eats*
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
Chadwick: AYO BRO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A SNACK MY POPS BOUGHT ME BRUH, YOU AINT GOTTA BE SSuSS
Levon: The hell is "SSuSS"
Chadwick: Double Sus, Suspect & Suspicious SSuSS/Double Sus, Do You Ever Read The Urban Dictionary?
Levon: *gives bruh look* I'm just saying you were sucking real hard
Chadwick: I WAS BITING, YOU SSuSSY DIRTY MINDED BOY IF YOU WANTED ONE JUST ASK *Gives Donut*
Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
Chadwick: DOUBLE SUS
Levon: Just Sayin
Chadwick: JAIL, JAILLLL JAILLL
Levon: Bruh I Just-
Chadwick: JAIL YO SSuSSY ASS NEED TO GO TO JAIL
Levon: OK, OK, DAMN.. *eats*
by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022
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