Law of Corn

Similar to "Law of Crim" except it's with barely legal women after being taken.

Don't worry crim, Law of Corn is greater than Law of Crim

by lowkeyloki104 November 27, 2023

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Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

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step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

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by Simaduria July 27, 2024

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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

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