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James

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore
Her: “who will we have a threesome with”
Him “who else but James”
by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022
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James

a very attractive black male with a nicely shaped butt and a big forehead. He also gets absolutely no females and has no shoe game
"Damn that guy James has no shoe game and gets no girls."
"Boy am I glad I'm not a James."
by bigmantingtong April 19, 2022
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Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.
-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.
by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024
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James Pearce

"James Pearce" also known as Jimbo is a magical Liverpool journalist with many magnificent traits such as the famous Jimbo dagger or bad news james where he baiscally shuts any transfer rumor associated with liverpool fc
"Liverpool FC want a midfielder"

-James Pearce " False, Liverpool have no intrest in rebuilding the engine room untill the summer 2027"
by AndrewTheTopred August 25, 2022
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James

James is someone who is normally narcissistic and preys on vulnerable women. He is usually found off his face on ket and other recreational drugs. He is associated with more than one woman at a time and usually found with a circle of friends that are degrading towards women. Violent and socially awkward, never takes the blame for this actions and riddled with STI’s. Cracking smile but no ass, chavvy dress code and generally self absorbed. Control freak with temper issues. Nice hair pretty boy who thinks he’s gods gift to women even though behind his back they laugh at his expense. Homosexual in denial.
Oh my god! Must be a James!

Can’t believe your with someone called James, they are all the same!
by Clint Flint October 2, 2021
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James Elphick

A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!

James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘

Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.

Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
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Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James
Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023
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