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Youngs law

Young's law states whoever responds to any statement with the difference between your and you're during a debate.loses the debate and has most likely said something stupid,but still needs to feel smart.
Jon:Your dense, there is no difference between sub and dub people can watch what they like.

Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.
by Imzays April 1, 2021
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co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.
co-grandnibling-in-law.
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third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.
My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
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Plumdog's Law

Any sufficiently tweet-worthy fuckup is impossible to differentiate from shitty viral marketing campaign
One assumes that they didn't lead with that story, but it's Plumdog's Law again
by Tegularius00 September 27, 2018
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Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
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Homies-in-law

A trusted friends trusted friend, a confidant's confidant
I know we just met, but if my friend trusts you, then I trust you. I don't need any other context, we are Homies-in-law
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Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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