Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

by wham baby May 27, 2018

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024

Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

Wet Cleavie

When you lick your finger and stick it between boobs. Like a "wet willy" only with tits.

I gave my girl a wet cleavie and sucked my finger to check the oil.

by Thunder Jizz 125 September 27, 2025

Wet Dirt

A colloquial phrase used to express or convey a message that a particular topic or matter is disliked or frowned upon and generally not approved by the wider audience.

“I love pineapple on pizza.”
“That’s wet dirt!”

by dingalingtickler March 24, 2025