Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

by 26081993 September 12, 2020

Penis Coaster

An act when a girl is jumping like crazy during sex on a guy's dick, usually with screams.

Guy1: I think my girl went insane last night. She actually just rode my penis coaster, that felt great
Guy2: Lucky you, homie

by yoGrabHere May 21, 2020

Penis Spittoon

A negative term referring to the mouth of an unsavory skankbeast.

Yo penis spittoon needs to stop soundin' off. Thats's yo mouf piece. Ding.

by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011

Wumbo Penis

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Penis Embargo

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.

After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.

by Annimus November 11, 2012