Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) Spray or Pepper Spray. If the non-lethal weapons instructor-trainer is old-school, they'll give you the "double-dragon" treatment on a windy day with an MK-9 or "Mark Nine," which is the fogger version of the standard MK-4 they issue 5811s and 31Bs in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood Basic Military Police Schoolhouse.
I hated being sprayed with the Devil's Piss, especially when I went through the MARDET FLW Basic MP Schoolhouse for INIWIC also referred to as the "House of Pain". When GySgt. Sheaffer busted out the MK-9s I freaked out, but hell, it was a windy day and he didn't wanna have to re-spray us with the "double-dragon" treatment. Well, at least I earned and retained by Level II certification as a non-lethal weapons instructor.
by kinghiroichi1 June 18, 2025
Get the Devil's Pissmug. When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 1, 2019
Get the Piss on his chipsmug. A: Someone who is a salty asshole.
B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.
C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.
B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.
C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.
A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"
B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.
C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"
B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.
C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."
by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022
Get the piss bitchmug. A “piss on” or “pison,” in American English, is a person who is a common laborer, worker, or otherwise low ranking employee/person whose multitude of expressions and workmanship are considered inferior by higher ranking/earning individuals. Generally the term is derived from warships where Navy workers removing barnacles from the aft/side of a ship would regularly be “urinated upon” by fellow Navy staff as they were performing their duties as most Navy staff were instructed to urinate into the ocean/sea whenever the need would arise.
“Jeff was serving in the Navy, and his friend Steve was a barnacle removing specialist - otherwise known as a ‘Piss On/Pison’ as our piss would regularly become their greatest threat to their dignity.”
by Mengel420 April 19, 2021
Get the Piss Onmug. I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the That shit pisses me offmug. by Spunky132 December 5, 2023
Get the Piss Yourselfmug. 