TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Jacky Jack

Originating in Francia: 1. marijuana cigarette or joint 2. cigarette rolled with tobacco & marijuana 3. physical cannabis

1. Would you like to roll a Jacky Jack? 2. Do you have any Jacky Jack to smoke?

by Justin D Turner January 6, 2009

jacked up

pregnant

Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"

Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"

by dickonfire July 29, 2016

jack diddly

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

by Teddy313 April 5, 2018

Sneaky Jack

When a guy jacks off in bed while his partner is asleep

Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"

Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"

by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010