Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019

biggi cheese

the ultimate daddy with the undeniable scent of cheese pizza.

mmmmmm yes biggi cheese could molest me and i would say thank him

by griffin_papi March 7, 2017

The Big Cheese

The big cheese is the person who holds the most power in any situation. If you overhear someone at work describe you as "the big cheese," it means that he thinks of you as the most important person in the office.

Man 1: Hey, did you see the big cheese yesterday?
Man 2: No, what did he do?
Man 1: He was screaming at a grilled cheese.
Man 2: Oh, the guy made out of cheese, right?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: He's the best person ever.
Man 1: An agreement has been made.

by Rurer February 3, 2022

Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.

Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.

by J walka May 18, 2016

blue cheese

When your girlfriend asks you if things have crumbled, the things refering to the overall relationship and you respond ...... like blue cheese?????

Me: I feel like things have crumbled should i feel this way
CJB: Like blue cheese?
Me: More like feta.

by pissed austin May 4, 2011

knob cheese

Bob Bain, plain and simple

Have you ever met Bobby "knob cheese" Bain?

by J D May 9, 2003