Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

Bum

- Broke Unemployed Man.

a broke and unemployed man is a Bum

by Jgmsd December 4, 2020

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

Gangster Bum

A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...

That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.

by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

Bum

An individual that would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

This bum Yoda would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

by Ehyea April 21, 2020

Scum bum

When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.

Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023