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pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015
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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011
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Spitting zombie

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.
by spittingzombie August 29, 2018
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Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
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Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.
Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch
by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
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bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
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Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare
Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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