Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.

The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.

by bearfanatic September 9, 2014

rent

a very expensive monthly subscription to not being homeless and/or having your family not think your a disappointment!

shoot i can’t eat this week, i’ve gotta pat the rent.

by gpeach159 April 22, 2019

Rent

Nothing cause Kira uses it so often without any context

Person: "Man this Game sucks I can't believe it got hacked" (first time bringing up topic)
Kira: "Rent"

by FirstDayApexPlayer November 2, 2025

Rented Alcohol

That subpar quality alcohol you get from 7/11 that comes in a plastic container.

Bro, Shadow got some rented alcohol. It's cap.

by acrossvb May 30, 2023

rent

An short abbreviation for the sentence: "Rape Every Nigger Today"
Often used on TikTok when there is a racial conflict in the comment section

"Hey Stasiek, how's it going?"

"Good, I just finished of paying my RENT"

"Me to bud, wanna RENT tomorrow?"

by Bv8 December 15, 2023

rents

Used by many young people as an abbreviation of PARENTS

Syn: rentals, parentals, birth-givers

I've got to call my rents.
Got some money off the rents.
That will get the rents off my back.

by teajahmoc November 22, 2017