Granny Hole

1st year, particularly on a semi truck. "Granny hole", of course, referring to the tendency for a granny to drive slowly. Made popular by the film Larger Than Life.

"I can't make it over this hill! My truck has no power!"
"Put 'er in the Granny Hole!"
"What?"
Granny Hole's first gear bird brain"

by JediMasterCobra April 30, 2020

Granny Tranny

A grandma with a dick

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock

by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017

Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.

Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.

by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.

Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!

by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Granny Bomb

When you use grannies ashes as an ingredient in a bath bomb.

Grandpa sure did enjoy the Granny Bombs I made him this year.

by dadsquatch June 9, 2018

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020