Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.

If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Southern bull

Like the famous term southern bell referring to a spoiled girl from the south , southern bulls are boys from the south very stubborn and spoiled.

You are a southern bull.

by Westsidemorman July 29, 2017

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020

southern mullit

A hairy region shaved in a straight thick line on a females anatomy.

I went down on this girl last night and she had a damn southern mullit looking just like a skunk and it smelt like one to.

by Simeon Watts November 4, 2004

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016