No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool

“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt “

by Charius38 May 18, 2024

Charlie Kirked

to give or receive a hickey mid way up the left side of your neck

"Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Yeah i got charlie kirked"

by JeanSilvaLover99 September 13, 2025

Kirked

getting assassinated for voicing your views or getting assassinated in the same way like Charlie Kirk did on september 10th 2025 (God rest his soul)

"with or without counting gang violence" *bang* "ayo he got Kirked"

"hey did you hear George got stabbed in the throat for voicing his views?"

"no way they Kirked him!"

by Imperator Makkus September 11, 2025

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

Kirked

When a male ejaculates and it hits him in the neck

I was spanking my monkey and I kirked myself

by Blackniggarapist October 27, 2025

Kirked

kirked
verb /kɜ rkt/

Definition:
To get shot in the neck, especially in a sudden, unexpected, or dramatic fashion. Often used to describe someone catching a clean shot to the neck in a video game, action movie, or real-life situation.

"Bro was peeking the corner and got kirked instantly."
"That sniper kirked him from across the map — straight to the throat!"

by Charles Kirkwood September 15, 2025

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025