Pig in a Blanket

When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.

Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.

"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."

by The Ashley's February 14, 2012

Pig in a blanket

When you wrap a woman's long and stretched out beef curtains around a man's penis with the head peaking out. If it's that time of the month, it comes with marinara.

"Hey honey. Are you up for a pig in a blanket? How about with a side of marinara?"

by Brewman1919 August 18, 2017

flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009

Jew Blanket

Having sex through a sheet with a hole in it.

The beer goggles had worn off and Tom thought the girl was a minger so had sex through the Jew Blanket.

by JewishAsh February 24, 2012

wet blanket

A blanket that is wet.

Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!

by meeeboooo September 13, 2010

blanket welding

Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.

Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"

Doug: "No!"

Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"

Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"

Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".

by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005

pig in a blanket

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

by spielhorst September 20, 2010