Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.

"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"

by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.

My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

by Aiden Pascavis September 23, 2018

bottle tab

giving somone a bottle tab means you want to kiss them

i have my boyfriend a bottle tab so he would kiss me!

by random73737 May 30, 2022

Kiss the bottle

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.

“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”

by SClarky04 December 9, 2021

Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.

We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019