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twinkie juicer 

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
twinkie juicer by Courty December 15, 2007
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twinkies 

diss for da rollin 20's bloods.
fucc twinkies cuz dis is rollin 40's avenue crip gang cuz.
twinkies by southcentralian May 26, 2004
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twinkie-brain 

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.
That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.
twinkie-brain by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007
A twinkie is a white girl filled with a creamy white substance
She is a twinkie
twinkie by IdoCrossfit January 12, 2017
matching another person by accident in what you wear.
Y'all are twinkies, how cute!
twinkie by beachbirdie January 13, 2007
one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina
Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might
twonker by Bob Hope February 28, 2005
a sweet, fattening dessert that has a yellow cake like outside and a creamy, white inside.
or, just yellow on the outside, & white on the inside.
1. Kim & Marie
2. the subject in the remixed version of the song, low:
"she's got em lucky brand jeans and fly wit da wurds. wit da wurds, the whitey world be lookin at hurr. she hit the flo she hit the flo next thang u know twinkie got low low low low low low low"
twinkie by twinkiesss January 14, 2008