n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
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"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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