sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014

The roar of a lion

"The roar of a lion" Is the act of which when you are having vaginal sex with a female and you are moving your hips back and forth so quickly that you accidentally put it in her virgin arse hole. This results in the given female, roaring like a lion with a mix of pleasure and pain.

Guy 1: I put it in the wrong hole when I was fucking my bitch last night
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me

Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed

by Lixm November 25, 2015

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

Nandy Lion

A Green Tea shot followed by a Fireball shot.

Nandy: Guys, its past noon on a Wednesday, lets go to the bar and do Nandy Lions.
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad

by DillyDilly1 August 5, 2020

lion tamarin

An orange monkee, who is very smart and loves coconuts and bananas. She is usually kind and likes games. However she is most pointless living thing.

After going to the store, the lion tamarin paid her taxes.

by Epicgamer738 September 29, 2021

Lion-Licker

Going down on a unshaven pussy with a large bush.

Being a true lion-licker, he went face to face with the beast.

by shulgsta April 27, 2019