Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
by Pacratious January 27, 2016
Get the Assholeburgers Syndromemug. Just as the beautiful birds fan their tails to catch a mate’s eye, men who believe that conspicuous displays of wealth is the best way to grab a female's attention. It is usually a delusional thought which the female see's through.
Examples of peacock syndrome:
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.
by brisinger July 17, 2014
Get the peacock syndromemug. A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.
Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.
by Isilli December 12, 2008
Get the moebius syndromemug. When someone in the office is given a nickname they refuse to acknowledge and the resulting defiance has a paradoxical effect, becoming the primary way that person is known, addressed, or referred to.
by Observer71 August 31, 2017
Get the Tandy Syndromemug. The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.
Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
by Fakelove September 12, 2009
Get the Salary Syndromemug. The desire for the Avengers to save the world, caused by the psychological condition of only acknowledging a global threat to humanity once it enters Manhattan Island.
Thousands of alarmed New York Yankees fans experienced severe Avengers syndrome upon learning that the MLB would be suspended due to a viral outbreak.
by hitman92 March 16, 2020
Get the Avengers syndromemug. Noun
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
Someone with Amogus: That trash can looks sus.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
by _RPGMaster_ July 8, 2021
Get the Amogus syndromemug.