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Jerusalem Wheels

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."
by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014
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The Emory Wheel

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!
by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019
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Man-Wheel

A cart wheel done in a way where it looks rigid, amateurish with legs and body stiff and bent. Males usually can't do cart wheels as nice as girls in general, so when they attempt this technique it's called a Man-Wheel, due to most males not knowing how to do nice look cart wheels, but the term gives them an ego boost.
That cheer leader maybe able to do nice cart wheels, but it is nothing compared to my awesome Man-Wheel!
by Master of Urban Lore July 25, 2011
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aftermarket wheels

by Mtbr May 15, 2018
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Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
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R on Wheels

R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.
"omg Jake your such an r on wheels."
by sharkonwheels April 30, 2009
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