Hargrove Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.

Hey Kelby, don't get Hargrove Drunk tonight!

by Bamby999 July 15, 2018

halo drunk

The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.

A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.

Bob: How did you beat me? You can barely ever get over 10 kills!
Steve: I'm Halo drunk bitch.

by bananananafuckyeahhhh June 16, 2011

Puky Drunk

A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.

Fred was puky drunk when he started to look out for the bathroom.

by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009

Rhodes Drunk

A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.

Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.

Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.

Wow that guy is Rhodes Drunk!

by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014

mosh-drunk

after the concert your legs hurt so bad that you can't walk straight or stay upright

first-time concert-goer: my legs hurt i can't walk right
someone who has been to a concert: dude, you're mosh-drunk

by PuNkMaN1987 September 20, 2009

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010