Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.

Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.

by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017