this shit is bananas 

when a circumstance is indeed bananas

"bloop, this shit is bananas"

this shit is bananas by The real Mr.moomoo July 15, 2021

strange looking bananas 

I love you too :]

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas

strange looking bananas by pppoopoointheflesh October 2, 2021

Poo-poo in your bananas 

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

Poo-poo in your bananas by BoredDad May 14, 2022

That’s Bananas 

Mind boggling; the craziest shit ever heard; absolutely out of this world info

Casual

When you hear something crazy or exciting but you don’t feel like expressing it

Friend: omg there’s a forest fire the next town over
Me: That’s bananas man

That’s Bananas by Mrnancow November 17, 2022

monkeys can't sell bananas 

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

monkeys can't sell bananas by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Apples? Bananas? 

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

Apples? Bananas? by Nedux007 May 19, 2021