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Woody

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.
That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’
by B.uswanker January 11, 2018
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woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside
he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(
by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021
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Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms
That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody
by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024
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Woody and buzz

When you are high and have a massive boner at the same time
Aww dude I had a massive woody and buzz last night
by Dr Duece July 6, 2021
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Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
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Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.
Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!
by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025
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