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Wishlexia 

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.
Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
Wishlexia by SteveCory July 29, 2011
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"wislang is god"
Wislang by Relisations October 10, 2013
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A beautiful girl with jet black hair, Dark eyes like two ripe olives, and a skin tone the color of butter. She has the widest and brightest smile that puts any aching heart to rest. A kind soul that takes over you utterly and completely if she ever decides you are worthy of her time. She's the anchor to your wandering ship, the arrow to your knee (Skyrim reference), and the pillar you lean on when you tire.

If you don't watch out, you will desperately fall in love with her, but if you're lucky enough and shares your love back, you'd be the luckiest person alive.
Nonetheless, if you get on her bad side she can fuck you up. :)
Guy 1: That girl wissal is beautiful.. And hella nice
Guy 2: maaan! Don't try anything with her she has a crazy ass boyfriend.
Wissal by MuffinMan995 November 23, 2021
Defense Mechanism for racial slurs that adjust to bad thoughts.
Hey Dude or Mam " You're acting very Witalac "
daddy kisa wisa is so hot, his voice makes all the women and men hehehe wet. including me. #daddykisa
kisa wisa is hot and his voice is sexy
Kisa Wisa by ghosted1400 April 3, 2022
a word that can essentially mean anything...courtesy of michael caselden
"see you around mike" "yeah, wisango"
wisango by willy wonka. September 5, 2006
A state of mind, or being. The actual definition of Winald has been disputed by scholars.
Winald....I mean....WILLARD!
Winald by felipethegreat January 16, 2009