Whittling the Gobbler 

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

Whittling the Gobbler by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

whitelancer1 

A runnign, logging, autoing telletubbie. HE is also the new EoH PK trip leader

YOu are a such a whitelancer1 for running from the great Bagel.

whitelancer1 by Brad December 19, 2004

Hippie Whittling 

Slang for the act of scraping resin from a bowl or bong.

Dude, I couldn't get a hold of my connect last night so I had to do some hippie whittling to get by.

Hippie Whittling by Whiskey Warlord October 9, 2010

CHITALIAN

Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.

My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.

That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.

After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.

CHITALIAN by MR WOLF May 24, 2011

Whitelining 

The action of a dude laying down spunk on a bitches chest.

Guy whacking off while sitting on GF and whitelining her juggs.

Whitelining by 150canU? November 30, 2011

witalian 

A Witalian is a person who is biracial, typically with one parent italian and the other caucasian. Complexities might include a child with one Witalian parent and another who is white/italian, or two Witalian parents (not a very common case). Similar to the term Wasian.

Peter is Witalian because he is not fully italian and his mom is white.

witalian by tiredU_Ueyes November 27, 2024

whitlian 

He is the best ever he’s DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! he’s caring he’s the best at basketball and football he’s so sweet and he’s my boyfriend

Whitlian is such Drop dead Gorgeous and so sweet

whitlian by Bellthebest_atsports February 6, 2025