Wetandmessy 

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into WetandMessy?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

Wetandmessy by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 27, 2010

Wetard 

Wetard of Biden

Wetard of idiots

Wetard by lostrabbit2020 April 3, 2022

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.

"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets

Wacky Wetard by Zephyr May 4, 2004

Wetard 

A god of retardation.
Someone extremely retarded.
Combination of W and retard. A W+ retard is an extreme retard

James is a wetard.
Yeah, all his decisions are retarded. He even screams and makes stupid noises like a retard.

Wetard by Wordbookenc November 15, 2022

Wetard 

The opposite of "woke."

We asked the politician what was the meaning of the term "woke" and the wetard was stumped.

Wetard by flybd5juan March 20, 2023

Wetard

The retarded person in the group who converts everyone else into a retard

Jason you wetard

Wetard by M_Dragonborn October 15, 2025