Shnit

When you fart and sneeze at the same time causing you to shit your pants.

I was so embarrassed last night. I shnit myself on my date.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Shnit

When someone takes a dump, and sneezes at the same time. Its a combination of the word shit, and sneeze

I shnitted so hard the bathroom

by Makerofwords223 August 1, 2022

Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

The Shnits

This refers to the condition of having the shits or diarrhea. Part of the Matt-E-Okee lingo created while staying at the Boca House. Alternatively, the word shnit can be used in place of theshit.

Jesus Christ! You wouldn't believe it. I've got the shnits again!

by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010