When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kidssqueeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."
Someone who looks SUFFOcated in the clothing they wear. This doesn't neccessarily mean that they are fat, it just means that they are having a hard time moving in their clothes and their clothes look way too tight on them.
"Did you see Kim in that crop top last night."
"Yeah, she looks like a suffo, she needs new clothes."
The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.
After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.