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Silly Bandz Suffocation 

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

taco suffocation 

to be suffocated by a vagina
Kimberly gave my boy Adam the best taco suffocation of his life.
taco suffocation by bigpinkthing1 November 17, 2010
Someone who looks SUFFOcated in the clothing they wear. This doesn't neccessarily mean that they are fat, it just means that they are having a hard time moving in their clothes and their clothes look way too tight on them.
"Did you see Kim in that crop top last night."
"Yeah, she looks like a suffo, she needs new clothes."
suffo by prettywayayeaye September 12, 2018

Suffocate me 

No, this person does not want you to put a bag on their head. They want you to sit on their face.
Bro, I wouldn't mind if she were to suffocate me.
Suffocate me by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

semen suffocate 

The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.
After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.
semen suffocate by rjonesy October 15, 2010

Penile Suffocation 

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.
Penile Suffocation by Kaaos January 11, 2005