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semen suffocate 

The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.
After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.
semen suffocate by rjonesy October 15, 2010
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Penile Suffocation 

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.
Penile Suffocation by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Suffolk (U.K County) 

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Suffolk (U.K County) by Matt M April 11, 2005
Suffolk County is the easternmost County on Long Island. Not a bad place to live, I reside in Western Suffolk county. Suffolk County is NOT upstate NY as BrokelynGuy reffers to it as.
Suffolk County has class, while Brokelyn is STILL a cesspool...
Suffolk by LongIs September 4, 2004

Self Suffocation 

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart
Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow

Suffocatious 

The feeling of claustrophobic suffocation or extreme confinement on one's person.
Get off of me I'm feeling suffocatious.
Suffocatious by BubbyB June 12, 2018

suffenous 

Originally coined by the ancient Roman poet Catullus in poem XXII from the Latin adjective "suffenum". It can be translated as meaning someone who spends a lot of money on new hobbies, enjoys them, fancies themselves good, but is sadly oblivious to the fact that they suck.
Iya's brother's attempts at playing the guitar sound suffenous to me. Every six months he will get a new hobby, spend all his money on it, practice a lot, but still suck.
suffenous by Kaworu May 15, 2005