starfucker 

Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.

Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.

starfucker by Jablome, Heywood July 5, 2006

starbucker 

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

starbucker by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbucker 

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

Starbucker by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Starfucker 

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

Starfucker by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfucker 

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

Starfucker by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019

Eskimo Starpucker 

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

Eskimo Starpucker by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican Starpucker 

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

Mexican Starpucker by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021