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Scorched earth 

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.
she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.
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sorceress 

A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.
Wow, that sorceress healed Melanie's finger instantly with her magic spell!
sorceress by kaybutts July 16, 2007

Georgia Scorcher 

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.
That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher
to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree
Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys
Scorched by boybraden December 21, 2014

Sorceress 

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.
Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!

sorcerer hit

A pea sized amount of marijuana with a bit of hash pressed into it. For use with the knife hit technique.
That sorcerer hit got gbo ripped!
sorcerer hit by Dj Geeb June 21, 2010
The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life
"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"
slorche by King Slorche November 3, 2013