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cancer of the penile shaft.
guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
shancer by swinemoat March 13, 2009
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A term of endearment used to address a young slayer, esp. an angsty teen slayer, or someone who demonstrates seeds of a slayer
Sleance here is my boy.
sleance by D.B. August 24, 2003
alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/

eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944

Anything; universally applicable word.
"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae
shwance by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010

shmancer 

Fake or fabricated cancer symptoms.
Sarah used shmancer to get out of losing her job and to raise money through a fake fundraiser.
shmancer by Mallory28 February 21, 2010
A female incel. Often a hot dork or geek.
"I want a beautiful girl who's fresh and clean and pure. A shencel! That shouldn't be to much to ask for!"
shencel by sqeptiq September 28, 2018

Seance-Cry Sesh 

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.
She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.
Seance-Cry Sesh by Banana Blues April 15, 2019