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Segulationatorymalfactionator 

When people just malfunction out of no where, with no refrence
Addy just went blank, I think he has gone through Segulationatorymalfactionator

El Consejo del Seguiradad 

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.
Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

Floppy; The Segraves Floppy 

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.
A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.

Seguro Backup 

1) A blockage of the colon experienced after eating large amounts of mexican food in one sitting.

2)A software program designed by two entrepreneurs from Houston, Texas. Before their early retirements, the original creators of Seguro Backup sold the rights to their software product for $15m to Veritas inc.
Pedro has been in the bathroom all morning... probably a seguro backup.
Seguro Backup by James Coney January 30, 2007
A bri loving homosexual , who sucks at fishing and baseball. He enjoys cock in his mouth , and sucks at COD. He plays playstation , and even though that is for noobs , he still sucks a it. His penis is 2 1/2 inches
Why are you hanging with christian seguna? Because i want to play playstation and pwn NOOBs.
Seguna by Segthehomo December 13, 2010
A bitch who doesn't care for anyone but herself always looking desperate but is really crying out for attention. You will never see her with her legs open since no one wants her. a miserable excuse for a dog :(
You will mostly see them with brown hair and usually anorexic poor segunas
man 1: I am getting a seguna today
man 2: no don't get that they are nasty they poop all over the living room.