right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.

Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."

by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

That'd be fucking right.

It is a cry of frustration when things are going wrong and you need express yourself in a constrained manner.

Lose the most certain leg of your multi bet:

"That'd be fucking right."

by Eugh December 13, 2012