porn shui 

The art of an internet porn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.

I'm a porn shui master- my back is facing the wall and the door is well within my view.

porn shui by duuuuuder January 16, 2008

porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

porn starch by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

Porn Star 

A whore with a camera

mike: "sally fucked that guy for 10 dollars"
bob: "wow, what a whore"
mike: "yea, and they filmed it"
bob: "oh then in that case she's a porn star"

Porn Star by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

porn snob 

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.

"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."

porn snob by smpoza September 2, 2011

porn syrup 

Another word for cum or some thing that has to do with cum

I pulled out and shot a big load of porn syrup all over her back.

porn syrup by By Camel Toe Joe April 3, 2006

Porn Star Relationship 

Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.

"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"

"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."

Porn Star Relationship by Bobby Gigi May 15, 2009

porn star boner 

An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.

"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"

porn star boner by Rafster April 27, 2007