Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer

I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.

Patinasexual by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016

pottinary 

Pictionairy with pottery or clay, often an adult game. There are chance cards which can either give you a handicap or an advantage over the other team. Words are selected and are then made in 2 minutes

Pottinary: Clay is used instead of paper

pottinary by BiPan August 20, 2017

potiña 

Mexican coloquial term for whenever a friend makes a series of unreasonable decisions that lead to the creation of an anecdote that causes laughter in the future.

Arthur really screwed up last night at the party, that was a hardcore potiña from him.

potiña by Pot12321 August 18, 2022

Platina 

A woman with platinum blonde hair.

She's a natual brunette, but she's a platina whenever she goes to vegas!

Platina by They Call Me Juice July 11, 2025

gamer patina 

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

gamer patina by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

Sans Patina 

Without want or interest in the gentle influences of time over matter. A rejection of the old, in favour of the new.

Off to Dubai again are they? How sans patina

Sans Patina by andyjowls June 27, 2022

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine 

Trump

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine by TheCav February 16, 2025