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vaginal retention plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

Robert Plant 

Robert Plant is THE man. Before his career in Zeppelin, he was involved in bands such as Band of Joy, and Listen. Jimmy Page once saw him performing and asked him to be the vocalist in The New Yardbirds. John Paul Jones and John Bonham would soon join and Led Zeppelin was born. In the summer of 1975 while on vacation, Robert got in a serious car accident which changed the touring plans for Zeppelin. Then tragedy strike again when Robert's young son dies of a stomach infection in 1977. This forced Zeppelin to cancel what would be their last American tour. The when their last tour started in 1980 in Europe, then as they were preparing for their American tour John Bonham died after a night of heavy drinking.

Since then Robert has relased mant solo albums such as "Pictures at Eleven" The album sales were pretty weak compared to the massive sales when he was in Led Zeppelin.

Over all, he will always be known for his days in the 70's, and will always be known as a rock god.
"Upon us all a little rain must fall"
-Robert Plant

Robert Plant 

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!
Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!
Robert Plant by Super "L" January 29, 2005

Robert Plant 

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"
Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.
Robert Plant by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

Robert Plant 

Noun: When the size and shape of a man's genitalia are noticeable a la concert footage of Robert Plant in the 70's
"He was obviously going commando, I could see his Robert Plant."

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Robert Plant by Sir Loin of Beef October 25, 2017

Robert Plant 

Robert Pant was the vocal of the greatest rock-band on earth, Led Zeppelin. He has a fantastic voice, and he still sings even he is 58. And he has long hir too!
"I am a golden god!" - Robert Plant
Robert Plant by Lena M July 15, 2005