Palmela Handerson 

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

Palmela Handerson by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

pamela anderson 

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

pamela anderson by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007

pamela anderson 

A blonde..dumb...slut..thats to old to pose nude..and that practically eats silicone for breakfast

Tommy Lee: wut r u having for breakfast?
Pamela Anderson:I'll have sum silicone..my boobs are lokkin a little on th "34D" side

pamela anderson by Jennicka October 9, 2005

Palmela Handerson 

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

Palmela Handerson by Kribby December 11, 2018

pamela anderson 

Gave me hepititus c

You can look but u betta not touch.

pamela anderson by john June 2, 2004

Pamela Anderson 

A beautiful blonde woman who grew up in Canada. She was discovered in a stadium when the camera passed by her. The crowd cheered for the camera to film her again because she was so beautiful. She earned her fame on Baywatch, but she is also notable for a home video she privately made with her husband, Tommy Lee. They never intended for the video be released, but it was stolen and ended up being the highest sold pornographic video ever. She is a vegetarian and an avid member of PETA, for whom she has posed in advertisements to dissaude people from purchasing fur.

Pamela Anderson is a role model for young women and one of the most beautiful women in the world!!

Pamela Anderson by JESSSICAAA April 15, 2006

pamela anderson 

a disgusting, freak of nature barbie doll-come-to-life with disporportionately large tits, a skanky face, and the most atrotious hair in the world. does this creature not have any pride? i have no idea why men want to fuck her when it is so obvious that everything about her is plastic, but then again i am a girl so how would i know.

pamela's breast implants popped, and she will die. this is the truth, and i think it is funny.

pamela anderson by Tinkerbelll February 22, 2004