japaneese oil spill 

when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha

dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill

japaneese oil spill by chill spill April 20, 2006

Hamburg Oil Spill 

When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area

Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car

John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean

Bill: Damn Fucking Straight

Hamburg Oil Spill by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Dallas Oil Spill 

When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.

Dallas Oil Spill by Sexman3001 December 26, 2014

Nevada Oil Spill

The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.

Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”

Nevada Oil Spill by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023

BP oil spill 

A giant mess

"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"

BP oil spill by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019

DP oil spill 

while being double penatrated DP dp, the woman poops herself. in reference to the 2010 BP oil spill

jeff and i were DP-ing this chick and all of sudden we had a DP oil spill on our hands

DP oil spill by pearljamit April 30, 2011

Louisiana Oil spill 

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill

Louisiana Oil spill by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015